jeminy3:

this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef

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Tags: beautiful

happy 140th birthday to the hottest dad of all hot dads

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

erebusodora:

svinovik:

Yay. We have internet.

SARCASM IN THIS SHOW: the more we get, the better <3

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textsfromtitanfood:

but a fucking cancer ward au

imagine 

a bunch of kids in a the same ward trying to fight their cancers; some aren’t so bad —> Historia’s got a 90% chance, Sasha’s got a 75% chance. But some aren’t so lucky, like Marco and Mikasa. They all see each other in the hospital as they go through treatments and become friends.

And then Eren Jaeger comes along, whose father is this world renown oncologist and people are just cringing at the irony. His odds are absolutely horrific—> a 10% chance. But he’s all smiles and laughs because that’s fine with Eren, he doesn’t mind—10% may not be much of a chance but it’s still a chance and he’s not going to give up. He’s going to fight. Because he can’t win unless he fights. And of he loses, he dies. So he has to fight. He has to try.

His uplifting attitude does well with the other patients. Jean, who was teetering on a 50/50, sees major improvements. Armin, who was at around a 33% chance, is doing better too. Sasha, Connie, Bert, Annie, Reiner, Ymir and Historia too, they all have improvements, some major, some slight. Some become cancer free, some gain just a little more time. The doctors wonder just what Eren’s influence on these kids is. Even Mikasa, the worst of the bunch—10% odds, just like him, sees a major turn around. They think she might actually pull through. 

In the end, everyone makes it, except Marco. And as the other kids mourn his passing, Eren gets some bad news—-and his health declines quickly.

10%. That’s all he had. He fought. He told Armin to fight, he told Jean to fight, he told Mikasa to fight. and they won. But Eren doesn’t make it. The other kids get angry and upset and hurt because if anyone should have made it, it should have been Eren. Mikasa especially doesn’t get it. She was always worse off than him, she was always sicker than him, or so she thought. She wanted to give up and she lived, and Eren had to die and it’s not fair because he was life and happiness and she loved him and it all just sucks.

But the doctors are thankful for Eren because they think that he really helped those kids, and that they might not have done as well without his emotional support. He might have died, but he saved all those kids. to them—Eren still won. Kinda.

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"they say the best things in life are

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capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.


And now to conclude with OdinIt’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always rebagel

capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

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Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

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Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

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And now to conclude with Odin
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It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always rebagel

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riseofthesilverbellssurfer:

well if you REALLY liked anime you’d get a custom horn for your car that played the entire opening to neon genesis evangelion every time you honked, fucking poser

konec0:

xkcd nailing it once again

konec0:

xkcd nailing it once again

Reblogged from mewlings
Tags: thank

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

Tags: frozen BrBa

neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

Reblogged from Sneaky Snake Snacks
Tags: music

witchpriest:

will my dash please join me in praying to the marvel gods that we get anthony mackie doing commentary on the winter solider dvd

Tags: marvel cap 2

in-love-with-my-bed:

just-being-juli:

casfucker:

finnickle-frackle:

mishas face.

JARED’S FACE

the simultaneous head turns

Misha just fears for his life

Reblogged from Baha.

pr1nceshawn:

Your Love Life, As Described by Videogames by Coleman Engle.

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Tags: yes